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A Fred Smoot Cruise Requires All Kinds Of Life Preservers

 

Fred Smoot, of course, was the mouthy cornerback who once claimed that 70% of the earth was covered by water and the rest was covered by Smoot.  Fred Smoot was also supposed to play a major part in rebuilding what had become a porous Vikings defense.  However, the only thing Fred Smoot defended was good taste and decency in his famous cruise on Lake Minnetonka.

 

2005 was the most embarrassing year in the history of the Minnesota Vikings franchise.  A major reason why this is so is because of Fred Smoot and the infamous love boat cruise he organized.

 

Hmm…let's invite a bunch of hookers on a boat cruise with a bunch of guys who shouldn't be on a boat with a bunch of hookers.  Fred Smoot.  A genius.

 

Read more about the Fred Smoot Cruise and the disappointment that is being a Vikings fan in “My Least Favorite Team is My Favorite Team”