Onterrio Smith: Adding to an already embarrassing 2005 Season

 

Onterrio SmithOnterrio Smith, who had a history of drug issues, was eventually kicked out of the NFL for failing to make a specified drug test appointment.  Onterrio Smith quickly went from being the projected starting running back for the Minnesota Vikings to someone who makes you immediately think about plastic units. 

Onterrio Smith is solely responsible for teaching the sporting public about the Original Whizzinator.  The OW is a plastic prosthetic (aka a fake penis) used by men to attempt to best drug tests.  If you are unable to imagine what portion of the male anatomy the OW seeks to replicate from the abovedescription then I cannot help but be amazed that you were about to turn on a computer and find your way to the internet.

 

While you won't read a lot about Onterrio Smith or the Whizzinator in “My Least Favorite Team is My Favorite Team”, you will read about the disappointment that is being a Viking fan.